THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
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australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
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toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
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stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.
I’m not so sure
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